when being too fake goes wrong.
Now maybe I'm old school little bit. I personnel like it when a female has confidence to let her natural beauty show. She has just enough make up on to bring out and highlight what she natural has, that's sexy and confident always a plus. Now with that said I have personnel pet peeves that I will break for no woman. When your face is too shiny or your face is damn glossy looking from all the shit you put on it negative. I hate giving a girl a hug and having marks of her face on my clothes. Now above that I hate more than anything in the female world, Stop drawing on your fucking eyebrows that shit looks awful. It's ok to trace over them but, don't shave them off and draw on your expression for the day. Wtf is that lol, as men if we drew on abs everyday and when it come down to some adult moment or we go to the pool and our drawn abs look fake or start melting away because of water or sweat. Women would be pissed, like you don't even look like that! Bitch you have to draw on your expression for the day who is the hell is fake now. Those thin straight lines, stop it! those thick ass waves, stop it! that damn backwards Nike sign eyebrows fucking STOP IT! Last night a girl came in with khaki pants tucked into whit socks and them all black medical shoes and a black leather members only jacket like she was a reject for Micheal Jackson "Beat it" video I laughed from a good damn place. Then I Looked at her face didn't even notice the fucked up teeth right away cause I'm looking at her thick ass extra jet black drawn on eyebrows that almost look like the Mike Tyson's face tatt. Them damn things wrapped around lol can't make this shit up My boy Big Jeff was there he would agree on everything I say. Now I'm drunk so I'm beat-boxing the "Beat It" beat and my white homeboy I'm with(he will go name less) Starts singing the chorus to this bitch loud as hell, so loud Big Jeff had to put his face down to the table to hide his laugh. And the ratchet still didn't leave LMAO. Moral of the story my other partner will go nameless as well got her number. TRUE STORY